How I secretly learned how to spell banana
What happens in my dreams
At the pregame before going out
How I think I show up to my date for the formal...
How I actually show up:
Seeing the usc baseball players walking around...
When people try to tell me what to do
When I show up at the jean mixer
When someone tries to tell me how bad the food I'm...
Over summer break
when my parents ask why I’m not hanging out with my high school friends
How I react when a person in a scary movie goes...
When someone says their outfit isnt too skanky
Watching a scary movie
When a guy asks for my number
When my contacts dry out
When I go out in a skirt and forgot to shave my...
When my mom calls me out of my college habits
When a guy says he wants to be friends
Eating Beezers at 3am
When realizing the vow wasnt going to get any...
When asked about my hobbies