How I feel when I actually let out a sneeze
Trying to spell when drunk
When my parents catch me taking their alcohol
How I feel about dieting
How your guy friends think of you
When someone says they are vegan
When a car speeds past you trying to show off
When someone says how much they like the Fifty...
After frat boys speak at chapter
When I have an unopened bottle of wine and no wine...
When you're just going to have a few people over
What happens in college
When you did the wrong assignment
Backseat drivers in the car
When you find a bottle of vodka you forgot you had
especially the pants
Getting ready to go out
When people try and say Clemson is better than usc
When I see a cute guy walking his dog
Hanging out with a guy over summer break
When my friend and I take pulls of alcohol at a...
If someone changes the song I'm listening to in...
What I wish I could say bluntly to a guy
Wearing a chiffon blouse without a camisole...
What I imagine my pets do when my family goes out...
When it's the time of the month
When a guy doesn't text back for hours
During Power Hour at Grandma's Bar
When I see people post couply pictures on facebook
When someone sends you a text that doesnt make...
And immediately sends another fixing all of the auto correct errors
When you want to lay out and its cloudy
Trying to avoid a guy at the bar
On job applications when there's an area for...
I just want to write:
When I buy a dress or skirt with pockets
I get excited because:
Advice guys give each other
Trying to get my boyfriend's attention
When people retweet me
People that don't use turn signals
Before walking in for a job interview
After they say there are drug tests:
My thoughts waking up next to my hookup from last...
When your friend takes your crush to a function
Experiencing the walk of shame
Feeling like everyone is watching you