When you're drunk and someone is trying to have a...
How I secretly learned how to spell banana
What happens in my dreams
At the pregame before going out
How I think I show up to my date for the formal...
How I actually show up:
Seeing the usc baseball players walking around...
When people try to tell me what to do
When I show up at the jean mixer
When someone tries to tell me how bad the food I'm...
Over summer break
when my parents ask why I’m not hanging out with my high school friends
How I react when a person in a scary movie goes...
When someone says their outfit isnt too skanky
Watching a scary movie
When a guy asks for my number
When my contacts dry out
When I go out in a skirt and forgot to shave my...
When my mom calls me out of my college habits
When a guy says he wants to be friends
Eating Beezers at 3am
When realizing the vow wasnt going to get any...
When asked about my hobbies
When someone says I should get out of bed
When your best friends sees you do something...
Why your love life doesnt exist at college
When I actually find a good movie on Netflix
When I start drinking on an empty stomach
What I wish it was like riding in a taxi coming...
Ordering Jimmy Johns for delivery and they tell...
After going back to a guys house to hook up
My life on summer break
Passing up going to the library with a friend to...
I convince myself:
When a sorority girl smokes with the guys
When a guy wears cargo shorts with a graphic tee
A confession a girl will never make
When someone texts a winky face
I automatically assume it’s:
How I respond to seeing a hot guy from across the...
When your friend is trying to save you from...
When my crush is talking to another girl
I just want to be like:
When the song Glad you Came by the Wanted comes on
Getting carried home from the bar
Realizing your drunk-self is keeping it classier...
When a professor says he has mandatory attendance
Coming home for summer break
When that one girl keeps posting pictures on fb of...
When I come home for summer and my mom and her...
When someone keeps sniffing their nose during an...
When the bar closes but I still want to party
Raiding your parents fridge
When the workers at the dressing rooms say I can...
When a guy says he's not in a frat