When a guy asks your name at a bar
That’s one secret I’ll never tell
When I get home for summer break and my dog waits...
How to show everyone at a party youre drunk
When Im taking an exam and realize Im owning it
Every person at T Coop
My life if I don't find a husband
When someone mentions day drinking
Guys before college
Guys after college:
Hinting to the guy Im sitting with at a bar that...
When somebody tries to explain why they don't want...
When you and your friends blacked out last night
When someone leaves you hangin
When you think someone has potential until they...
Drunk wearing heels
When a tour group walks past me while I'm going to...
Realizing all my clothes are dirty
Cops in five points every night
Every time I'm drunk at 3am
How my roommates and I act around outsiders
My friends and I power napping before we go out
When my friend is too drunk to walk by herself
What I think about other tumblrs that steal my...
When a guy wears flip flops with jeans
Lookin at myself in the mirror after putting on my...
When the party juice runs out
When you want to put your feet up on the chair in...
Someone sits down in the seat in front of you:
When a website says your password is weak
When I'm talking to someone cute and my friend...
Getting a ride from a pledge
Me and my friends are like: And he’s like:
Actually finding a parking spot at usc
When someone asks for a pink starburst
Letting a pedestrian walk across the street
When I'm not drunk enough at a party
When your friend has gum
Waiting for someone to text you back
They text back “K”
Sick at college
Sick at home:
When youre home for summer break and your parents...
When a cute guys flirts with you
He’s like: And you’re awkwardly like:
What I wish happened when eating sweets
When someone says they can drink more than me
Being drunk for functions
When someone asks if i remember their name at a...
Reaction to when you wake up next to the guy you...
What a guy says When an ugly girl walks into Pavs
Realizing someone is watching over you while youre...
When a girl says shes just really good friends...
When a douchebag is wearing sunglasses indoors and...
When drunkenly crying, I tell my friends:
When a fifth year senior tries to hit on me at...