These Snozberries Taste Like Snozberries

When my roommate brings home chinese takeout

Shipping and handling

When your dog realizes you’re about to leave the house

When a website asks you to take their quick survey

Reason for watching the Olympics

Food

When your frenemy is playing beer pong on the opposite team

Looking at the clock when a paper is due at midnight

Scrolling through twitter

How I stock up on toilet paper at college

What I say when I’m trying to get off the phone with my mom

After seeing Magic Mike

How I feel when I actually let out a sneeze

Trying to spell when drunk

When my parents catch me taking their alcohol